a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world
- : die
0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
20-30 : i can't feel my face
30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
120-130 : cactuses only
130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

exactly how high is this guy?

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

captainfluffatun:

tyleroakley:

PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

SLAY THEM.

Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible